The Nitty Gritty
- Valid Saturdays & Sundays through September 30th, 2012
- Must be 21 or older to redeem
- Questions? Contact firstname.lastname@example.org
Brunch for 2 including:
Because it’s better to get metaphorically punched in the face by flavor than literally punched in the face by a some sweaty dude, the Rock and Roll Hotel replaced moshing with noshing at its weekend Full Metal Brunch. Served every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 5 p.m. upstairs on its righteous rooftop deck, this Spinal Tap-approved meal will have you head-banging between bites. Yes, instead of sophisticated jazz or piped in Muzak, you’ll be enjoying the aggressive sounds of ‘80s hair metal. It’s as relaxing as laying on a bed of nails. Which is actually pretty relaxing due to the physics of the area of distribution…But I digress—it’s also bad ass. As is the food. Dine on freshly fried chicken and fluffy homemade waffles topped with either handcrafted strawberry bourbon compote, Stoli-infused vanilla whipped cream or the always delicious combo of maple syrup and butter. Alternatively, bite the head off a danger dog—or two rather, because that’s how they serve ‘em here. You’ll get a duo of these 100 percent Kosher, all-beef, bacon-wrapped hot dogs served up together on a sweet Hawaiian roll and topped with your choice of accoutrements, ranging from pinto beans to sauerkraut to banana peppers and more. Top it all off with a little Red Rum, a specialty frozen cocktail that pays homage to The Shining by being scary as hell, yet also extremely good. It’s way to transition into an afternoon of cornhole, ladder ball and beer pong—all three of these are on the roof, too. As one of the modern world’s greatest philosophers once said, “When it’s time to party, we will party hard.” Is there anything Andrew WK doesn’t know?